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I’m too tired to draw this right now but the homeworld gems share a king sized low bed. They tried to sleep in a bed that was bit higher off the ground once but Jasper kept stretching out and accidentally knocking Lapis Lazuli and Peridot off which
nightblogging shitpost: Lapis’ alien dick glows in the dark like biolumiscent fish of the deep imagine
im bored so let’s do another personal headcanon thingHomeworld gems and sex toysLapis: dildos and lots of them. vibrating ones, big fat ones, actually the bigger the better. Just anything she can stick up her both ends really. And whatever other toys
there’s too much jasper porn on my dash (i mean I’m NOT complaining) but I wanna some lapis lazuli porn love of any kind too lmao;;
basically i’m to lapis lazul what 99% of my su friends are to JasperI just wanna draw her a lot and have her sex/smooch lot of people ok
my goal here is to bring as many sensual nsfw lapis lazuli art to the table as I can in this fandom because I love her and I am always thirsty for her content
dumb gross kink thoughtLApis’ just into watersports and always likes to leave that sort of “territory marking” in addition to bites and scratches on her partners(neither Jasper nor peridot are amused by this)
pumpkinqueene: cartoonyafterdark: dumb gross kink thought LApis’ just into watersports and always likes to leave that sort of “territory marking” in addition to bites and scratches on her partners (neither Jasper nor peridot are amused by this)
I cant wait for lapis and jasper to return because that’ll mean more fanart of themand in turn more nsfw too of themand more naughty lapis and jasper and importantly lapis :,)
I know I already have too much shit to do but still;; when I get to it, would anyone like to see a comic where pre-war Lapis gets into a foursome orgy with 3 quartzes…?
that one hint about another su bombgod no…no…it’s not the influx of episodes I dread - it’s the DROUGHT afterI can’;t physically take anymoreI swear to god, I just want normal weekly epsodes again like literally every other tv series
ok but imagine lapis with two dongs trying to grab attention for her sex needs by squeezing between Jasper and Peridot when they’re sitting down and resting her dicks against either’s lap/thigh at the same time with a VERY smug look
damn I bet Lapis’ freaky thoShe COULD’VE gone for anything more conservatively dressed but nah, she knowingly went for a very billowy dress that easily flares up all around her to tease a glimpse for that lucky gemprobably goes commando and shit
people got salty about my lapis post, im laughing
L/apis L/azuli*has a bared back and midriff, bare arms, goes about barefoot and has a very flowy dress that easily billows up all around her.Makes that she’s noticeably more proactively dressed in comparison to most if not all other gems**lashes out
*ZOOMS IN ////*
intimate cat-like gems…imagine homeworld gems grooming each other with kisses and nips there and here. Cleaning/licking themselves up after sex too of course.Lapis headbutting Jasper gently and rubbing up to her, presenting her body/butt to her
gosh I love all of the variations of Lapis Lazuli in fanworks but hoo boy the ones where she’s got a dick really gets to me, I love it
homeworld gems’ levels of patience when it comes to sexJasper- just chilling there, she’ll probably fall asleep or even read something while she’s waiting. Totally different story if she’s in season though in which case, be ready to be slammed
imagine Lapis lounging atop the quartzes like they’re her personal big cats like a stereotypical princess tho
*thinks about Lapis getting spitroasted by two quartzes*fuck ///////
tbh I hope there’s a rise in nsfw art for lapis as much as peri and jasper when she formally comes back because im so damn thirsty - y’all are lucky
I wonder if gems can have chastity belts for their own gemsimagine lapis getting one slapped on so she cant use her water powers to break free/tease others
imagine lapis snuggles up to Jasper for cuddles during summer time naps but quickly leaves because her body heat is too uncomfortably warm for her
thinking about jasper and the sex toys she’d use on her partners…For Lapis, the blue gems likes to be pushed to her limits despite all her snarking and Jasper’s always up for flustering her so she goes for the big ones and goes hard on her.
Lapis gets a boner on the massage table while Jasper’s doing her thing and she’s SO MORTIFIED but Jasper takes in stride, teasing her lightly and flirting about how pretty and soft Lapis is
cartoonyafterdark: Lapis gets a boner on the massage table while Jasper’s doing her thing and she’s SO MORTIFIED but Jasper takes in stride, teasing her lightly and flirting about how pretty and soft Lapis is ten seconds later she’s blown it
ngl lapis’ skirt would probs feel really good on her dick while she’s being jacked off especially if it’s like really silky and softget ‘er, Jasper
imagine Jasper’s lap is probably really nice to sit and curl up in the crook of, like Lapis and Peridot just enjoy tucking in within the quartz’s massive thighs.Then one of them gets horny (probs Lapis) but Jasper’s too comfortable to leave and
headcanon about lapis’ gem donger is that its length can vary on how horny and aroused she is at the given moment - on an average it’s usually medium sizedIt still takes Jasper and Peridot by shock when they look to find Lapis wielding a dong that’s
Rules for the diamond authority characters in my comics:Blue/White/Pink Diamond Authority:1. Color-coded uniforms (navy blue, snow white and varying shades of pink respectively)Yellow Diamond Authority:1. Brown uniform2. Fabulous eyeliner
imagine Lapis calling Jasper her ‘tubby tiger’
me at 18: I dont wanna draw canon characters with ocs, that’s gross and creepyme now: I’m gonna draw lapis in an orgy of quartzes i created and have fun with it, fuck y’all
ok but look i have to point out that peridot’s at the right pussy eating/dick sucking height to lapis
if pearl doesnt like to eat does that also mean she doesnt like to ‘eat out’ either
im excited for new peri clips but STILL i cant help but be salty af still seeing peri getting her frequent number of episodes while lapis is…nowhere in sightlike i waited a year for lapis and jasper to return with full expectations and hopes lapis
ok but dragon au Lapis (or EVEN JUST NORMAL LAPIS let’s be real) - sticking her butt in every desired partner’s face when she wants some because she’s an insatiable yowling queen cat in heat
only amethyst would be 100% upfront about eating lapis’ ass out tbh
i just wanna draw lapis being happy and also being fucked by my fav gem types - quartzes
*sees new gem monster from CN’s promo for SU next week*My furry ass: Imagine drawing porn of thatMe: Can we please not for once
tell you what when the episodes airs and we get more proper pictures, im drawing nasty of that gem monster, because damn
ok but consider this concept with my spotted Lapis:Lapis’ spots get darker when she’s flustered/aroused
ok but imagine Jaspis fursonasJasper would have a really pretty tigress with a mane of hair and eyeliner on point…and muscles, like good muscles not super exaggerated ones. But she is a very pretty buff tiger. Also praise kinkLapis would have like
cartoonyafterdark: ok but imagine Jaspis fursonas Jasper would have a really pretty tigress with a mane of hair and eyeliner on point…and muscles, like good muscles not super exaggerated ones. But she is a very pretty buff tiger. Also praise kink
gimme a happy poly-quad with lapis, ame, peri, and jasper
jasper and lapis will need time from each other early on most likely so consider:Jasper/Peridot and Amethyst/Lapis
ok but lapis’ just tryin’ to jack off in the barn and peridot is incensed ‘NOT IN FRONT OF THE PUMPKIN CHILD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU’
so the anon who said “corrupt gems with phones”? weeeelllll.basically steven wanted a snack but he remembered the chips were bubbled and since he was thinking of bubbling he bubbled his own phone and centipeetle got a hold of it(Submitted by shitpost-is
speaky rectangles i drew a thing(Submitted by shitpost-is-real)
Centipeetle doesn’t get it.(Submitted by shitpost-is-real)
help another shitpost
I have sinned
Peridot was just saying the the the the to the gems, she wasn’t telling them to die
We’re Mala-Kite now
peridot watches in disdain as you sin away on tumblr.com
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An Eulogy for Jasper
Yall are dumb if you think for a second she means all that shit
pixelcake5: Sunstone in the new SU episode: *has suction cups as a weapon*Me: *immediatly makes this shitpost*Youtube link: https://youtu.be/Il9y53b4xes
ectoqueen: thank u tumblr mobile for making this meaningful photoset look like a shitpost
